"My penis says it doesn't have to pee anymore," says Sam after going out of your way to help him find a public restroom before an accident might occur.
"That doesn't suck, that doesn't suck at all!" declares Sam when told Becky was taking him to McDonald's for lunch.
"I wasn't saying I love you, I was saying I'm Spiderman. Sheew, I just webbed you," Sam told me after I told him I loved him too when he held up the sign language hand shape for me to see in my rearview mirror.
"You can't pee, just poop right? Cause you don't have a penis," loudly informed Sam to me while in a crowded public restroom.
Showing posts with label anatomy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label anatomy. Show all posts
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Monday, December 10, 2012
Chuck Norris
The infant originally named Theodore John, also known as Teddy Roosevelt Bridge (or TRB), has recently undergone yet another name change. At least accordingly to big brother Sam. (This child is going to have some major identity issues is this keeps up!) His newest name is, drum roll please, Chuck Norris! Why you ask? I have not a clue, go ask Sam.
Back a week or so ago after this name change, Sam was very curious to take a peek behind "Chuck's" diaper. I think he was anxious to check and make sure the baby had been neglected like myself and did in fact have a penis. As I was changing a diaper Sam peered over to catch his glimpse, gently rubbed the baby's head and in his best soothing voice said:
"Oh, it's okay that your penis is tiny Chuck Norris. It will grow, I promise."
I'm not so sure the real Chuck Norris would approve.
Back a week or so ago after this name change, Sam was very curious to take a peek behind "Chuck's" diaper. I think he was anxious to check and make sure the baby had been neglected like myself and did in fact have a penis. As I was changing a diaper Sam peered over to catch his glimpse, gently rubbed the baby's head and in his best soothing voice said:
"Oh, it's okay that your penis is tiny Chuck Norris. It will grow, I promise."
I'm not so sure the real Chuck Norris would approve.
Monday, December 3, 2012
More Body Art
As you may remember from a previous post, Sam loves to draw and when he draws, he likes to be anatomically correct.
"This is me." He draw a basic body.
"This is my penis." He adds between the legs.
"Now I need underwear." Whew, I guess I'm thankful my talks about modesty are sinking in even if it's a tiny bit.
"Now my pants."
The other day, Sam decided to draw a portrait of me. I was little curious what it might look like. I was concerned it my have several, ah-hem, well, elbows added to it.
"This is you Mommy. I didn't give it a penis, because you are a mommy and you don't have one, but I did give it big muscles cause you are super strong!" Sam said as he showed my my portrait with one hand and flexed his other arm. Man, I love that kid (even if he does drive me bonkers sometimes).
"This is me." He draw a basic body.
"This is my penis." He adds between the legs.
"Now I need underwear." Whew, I guess I'm thankful my talks about modesty are sinking in even if it's a tiny bit.
"Now my pants."
The other day, Sam decided to draw a portrait of me. I was little curious what it might look like. I was concerned it my have several, ah-hem, well, elbows added to it.
"This is you Mommy. I didn't give it a penis, because you are a mommy and you don't have one, but I did give it big muscles cause you are super strong!" Sam said as he showed my my portrait with one hand and flexed his other arm. Man, I love that kid (even if he does drive me bonkers sometimes).
Monday, November 19, 2012
More Elbow Milk
The other day Sam and I were home for the day and just hanging out. I had just sat down to nurse the baby when Sam came over with a favorite plan of his.
"Mom, can we go upstairs and watch a movie on your bed?"
"Sure, when I'm done feeding the baby we can go up."
"He can come upstairs too."
"That's very nice of you Sam. We will bring him up with us."
"Mom! He feel off your elbow and now he can't eat!" Theodore, who had unlatched to try to look for the source of the noise behind him, but quickly found his head being shoved back toward me.
"Um, Sam, that's now my elbow. This is my elbow." I said laughing and bending my arm to show Sam an elbow.
"I know that's an elbow. But that's your other elbow. Your elbow for feeding the baby."
"No, I only elbows on my arms just like you. This is my breast," I offer the appropriate term as I gesture across my chest.
"I know that's your breast. I'm talking about that pointy part, you know, the elbow," corrects Sam as he bends his own arm and points to his elbow with his other hand.
Hmmmm, interesting correlation don't ya think?
"Mom, can we go upstairs and watch a movie on your bed?"
"Sure, when I'm done feeding the baby we can go up."
"He can come upstairs too."
"That's very nice of you Sam. We will bring him up with us."
"Mom! He feel off your elbow and now he can't eat!" Theodore, who had unlatched to try to look for the source of the noise behind him, but quickly found his head being shoved back toward me.
"Um, Sam, that's now my elbow. This is my elbow." I said laughing and bending my arm to show Sam an elbow.
"I know that's an elbow. But that's your other elbow. Your elbow for feeding the baby."
"No, I only elbows on my arms just like you. This is my breast," I offer the appropriate term as I gesture across my chest.
"I know that's your breast. I'm talking about that pointy part, you know, the elbow," corrects Sam as he bends his own arm and points to his elbow with his other hand.
Hmmmm, interesting correlation don't ya think?
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